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The Academy Awards are right around the corner and I’m sure theaters will rerelease some of the nominees. Lucky for you, I’ve ranked them in descending order so you don’t waste your time.

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The only rule: no sequels. After all, you already know about the next Hunger Games installment, X-Men: Days of Future Past, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, 22 Jump Street, and the like. But here are 15 enticing films that may not have popped up on your radar yet.

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I remember wearing suspenders that had silver Michael Jackson gloves attached to them, and blasting Madonna’s “Like a Virgin” even though I was five years old and clueless about its meaning.

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1. “…I’m Batman!” 2. “Whoa! You came down that pole like a pro!” 3. “Just the pussy I’ve been lookin’ for!” 4. “…Where does he get those wonderful toys?” 5. “I’m of a mind to make some mookie!”