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Dean Israelite, “Project Almanac’s” director is a first timer. I wouldn’t thinks this is a good thing to do the first time you get a shot at making a Hollywood film.

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Transformers: Age of Extinction is now number 12 on the all time worldwide charts and is a million away from unseating Pirates of The Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest for the 11th position.

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7. Wes Anderson’s Unbearably Precious Ninja Turtles

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We have replaced the confused Shia LaBeouf face with the confused Mark Wahlberg face. …Yay?

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This direct-to-video release stars Miley Cyrus as Lola (whose nickname is “LOL”) and Demi Moore as her mother. I have already told you everything you need to know.

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It’s a non-aggressive word: “cuddling.” But make no mistake. It can be as much of an art as the act of sex itself, whether you are Little or Big Spoon.

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Here’s EL James’ S&M fantasy as imagined by some of Hollywood’s finest — and Michael Bay.

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Who are these generic nobodies, with their CW Network haircuts and Old Navy smiles, cast in the vaunted roles for which thespians wait a lifetime?

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“Star Wars: Follow Those Ewoks!” starring Tina Fey? Sure; why the hell not?

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Worst of all, Royal Emperor Tronald Dump has declared a prohibition on Pepsi, the country’s most cherished beverage and sole reason for continued existence. Sounds like a job for… Pepsi Jesus!