I think the only people in the world who aren’t Carly Rae Jepsen fans are the people who haven’t heard the first 45 seconds of ‘Higher’.
While meth and cocaine sound like they’re similar, the key difference is that meth’s effects last much, much longer. While the high of cocaine will last for only a couple minutes, the rush of meth can last for up to half an hour and the high that follows can last anywhere between four and 16 hours.
“He killed her because he had a necrophilia fantasy involving her. According to the news he never he didn’t have the balls to do any actual corpse fucking, so he just dumped her body in a ditch. He ended up hanging himself in prison.”
Give yourself a chance to be happy.
“Suddenly all the dreams we were given are crashing down around us.”
When I was a higher-end escort (not that I’m a low quality now, I just quit entirely) I always got men who wanted more of the girlfriend experience than just bangin’ on Valentine’s Day. Usually a nice date and flowers and gifts… then bangin’.
When the video went viral, a spokesperson for CERN assured the public that the event was merely an elaborate prank, a “work of fiction.” This would seem to put the controversy quickly to rest, if it weren’t for the fact that the man who recorded the act was soon after found dead.
“When she backhanded me in the mouth until I lost consciousness.”
“With the moving vans all loaded up at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, how about we mark the end of an era by reflecting on some of the most insane, harebrained assassination plots ever conceived to off the O-man?”
Experimentation ends when you have to buy fake urine to pass a drug test because you lost your job again.