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You have the “pile”- A pile of clothes in the corner of your room that will never go away.

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You’re always really proud of yourself when you put a bowl or plate in the dishwasher immediately after you used it.

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Navigating bathroom use is an awkward and inevitable thing. Eventually they will be aware of the fact that you’re doing a number two, and it’s up to you to decide how far you’re willing to go in the interest of preserving the mystery.

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You’re in desperate need of a “Find my iPhone” feature that works for EVERY SINGLE THING you own.

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5. In your bathroom: Organize products.

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I’m not a “clean purse” kind of gal. I’m the type that treats her purse as a safe-cum-trashcan-cum traveling pantry. My boyfriend is legitimately afraid to look in there, just because he found an old Taco Bell burrito inside of it ONE TIME.