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It takes more than a few kisses, some hugs, some compliments, and some nice boy behavior.

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I wish there was a way to force everyone on the planet to read ‘The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck’.

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I didn’t expect my mailbox to be so chilling.

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“Basic white guys in the US wear:
• New Balance shoes
• Gap/Levi’s jeans
• Band T-shirt
• College hoodie.”

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Here’s what to gift the hard-to-buy-for dude in your life.

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Gold rolling papers. Duh.

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Here’s the thing about man buns that I don’t understand, why is it such a big deal to have one? I mean women have been wearing topknots and messy buns for years, where’s our award?

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“I post pictures of myself working out when I’m feeling especially fat.”