You only get one chance to make a lasting first impression and the only thing separating you from relationship goals status is your lame dating schemes.

It takes more than a few kisses, some hugs, some compliments, and some nice boy behavior.

I wish there was a way to force everyone on the planet to read ‘The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck’.

I didn’t expect my mailbox to be so chilling.

“Basic white guys in the US wear:
• New Balance shoes
• Gap/Levi’s jeans
• Band T-shirt
• College hoodie.”

Here’s what to gift the hard-to-buy-for dude in your life.

Gold rolling papers. Duh.

Here’s the thing about man buns that I don’t understand, why is it such a big deal to have one? I mean women have been wearing topknots and messy buns for years, where’s our award?

“I post pictures of myself working out when I’m feeling especially fat.”

My family keeps sending me text messages about how jealous they are that I’m having this fancy time, and I keep reminding them that that’s not how it works.