If a woman is using a computer it must mean she’s typing like, a Sex and the City spec script or looking up nail designs on Etsy. She couldn’t possibly be gaming or running any other type of sophisticated program. Is her computer pink? Well, how will she know it’s “for girls?”
You know what I hear when someone mentions male pattern baldness? I hear, “TEARS, EXPENSIVE HAIR TREATMENTS, MY FUTURE.” Men love their hair almost as much as they love their dick. In fact, if you could just put a giant penis on top of their full head of hair, all males would be set for life.