Some people are strong enough to not settle, because we know that walking alone isn’t the same thing as being lonely.  

I pass him
wanting to stab a fork in his eye.

The difference between you and I was that I had human emotion and you only knew anger.

SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.

“Why do you say you’re ‘fine’ when you’re obviously pissed off?”

Commitment terrifies them, which means that we terrify them.

But then I got married, and I am glad I did. Marriage is one of, if not the most important, decisions you will ever make; yet many folks take this life-changing decision lightly.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve rushed into relationships with women simply because I thought that was what I was supposed to do after sleeping with them.

I don’t sit in a chair for 5 hours every 5 weeks to be someone’s Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

“They can be over 40 and still considered generally attractive.”