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Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

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Once my tarot reader told me, “You are already happy with little, you do not need to settle for less.”

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When you start to think that all men are worthless, remember that good one.  

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Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

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The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.

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Constantly swiping right on apps never getting a match.

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The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.

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Constantly swiping right on apps never getting a match.

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The following is an excerpt from The Trouble with Men: Reflections on Sex, Love, Marriage, Porn, and Power , a new book by David Shields.

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I have thought about having sex with all of my female friends. Doesn’t even mean I want to, but I’ve thought about it for sure.