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Why do some guys think their job is done when THEY “finish” during sex? The woman wants to orgasm too.

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“Where’s my hug?”

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“I have personally never talked to a guy friend about how their girlfriends are in bed, or really anything about their sex lives.”

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Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

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Once my tarot reader told me, “You are already happy with little, you do not need to settle for less.”

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When you start to think that all men are worthless, remember that good one.  

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Having to chase after women. I’d give up halfway, honestly.

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The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.

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Constantly swiping right on apps never getting a match.

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The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.