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You can’t cure stupid.

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This situation seems like a pain in the ass.

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Caller: I need the police, there is a wild rabbit in my garden eating my garden vegetables.

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As we progress in the field of medicine, there are sure to be shifts and changes in the way that doctors treat certain conditions.

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You never would’ve expected it from this guy.

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“As you can see, I’m a bit proximal. How am I now? Oooh, a little distal now. Okay, back a little. Perfect.”

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Did you know that you go blind for an average of 40 minutes a day?

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I’m never going to crack my knuckles again.

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I landed in the hospital for nearly a month. And it’s a strange, strange universe with its own rules.

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If you’re a nurse — regardless of what your specialty is — I am sure you will be able to relate to some of these!