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I’ve since deleted my profile…

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Do people around the world really think Americans eat fat, fat, lard, and mayonnaise? Let’s find out. Check out this Reddit thread for more ridiculous foods that the world thinks is American. 1.

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You’re probably confused as to why I’m writing you this letter.

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When, “Probably delicious” crossed my mind, I knew I needed help.

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Don’t you hate those people who talk about their diets all the time? They go on and on about how they’re “so into lentils right now,” and how they’ve stopped eating gluten because it’s bad for everyone, and how they’ve never been to a Taco Bell and want to keep that streak alive.

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Become employed as the “Before” model in “Before and After” plastic surgery ads.