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A couple of years ago I bought one of those super-cheap magic wands off of some shady website. I got it and tested it out, it started getting pretty warm while I was doing my thing, but I wasn’t exactly paying much attention. After I was done I went to the bathroom and saw I had a huge burn on the left side of my upper thigh and lady bits.

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I decided to test a theory out… what if I replaced my coffee with orgasms instead for my afternoon pick-me-up.

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Masturbation is supposed to bring you closer, not tear you apart.

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Making yourself orgasm is like conjuring a magic trick between your thighs.

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Don’t be embarrassed if you aren’t sure how to masturbate.

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Male and female masturbation stories for your reading pleasure.

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The search term has actually been ranking pretty high on porn sites.

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You don’t have to wait until you are home alone to masturbate. You can masturbate while your person is sitting beside you in bed, doing the same exact thing.