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I decided to test a theory out… what if I replaced my coffee with orgasms instead for my afternoon pick-me-up.

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Masturbation is supposed to bring you closer, not tear you apart.

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Making yourself orgasm is like conjuring a magic trick between your thighs.

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Don’t be embarrassed if you aren’t sure how to masturbate.

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Male and female masturbation stories for your reading pleasure.

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The search term has actually been ranking pretty high on porn sites.

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You don’t have to wait until you are home alone to masturbate. You can masturbate while your person is sitting beside you in bed, doing the same exact thing.

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“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”

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“Right now I just don’t have anything that can compete with my Hitachi.”

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“Me: ‘That gap between your front teeth, now that is kinda cute.’
Her: ‘I…have a gap between my front teeth???’
Me: ‘Err, maybe…’”