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“In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.” —Tina Fey

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This compilation of quotes is to encourage and remind us all to keep working toward our goals and make the best out of our current situations.

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Most little girls dream about one day becoming a Disney Princess, but do any ever dream of being Mary Poppins?

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This week begins a long month that’s known (at least in America and Canada) as the holidays. There’s Hanukkah, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day, the College Bowl Games.

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She wears a bowtie. She’s British. She has a bunch of wacked-out friends and she takes the children on adventures.

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You are a little too classic for your own good. You probably like vanilla ice cream, roller coasters that don’t go very high, and boys that call you back at a reasonable hour.

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That cape! That staff! That lipstick! Those horns! That dragon transformation! What kind of game are you playing, Millificent? You’re like the Lady Gaga of the Disney world.

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I could enter “Molecular biologist jobs” into a search and come up with one molecular biology position, seven hundred administrative assistant jobs, and a million nanny listings. They are scientists, people. SCIENTISTS. Have some respect.

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“What am I doing with my life?” I would wonder as I threw their poopy underwear in the washing machine. I had a college degree! Two months ago I was traveling to conferences and giving presentations on Twitter! I used to make car payments and go out to nice dinners!

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The charge was fraudulent advertising: turns out a lot of those calls cost a lot more than 99c a minute. Particularly dismaying was the news, leaked out during the investigation, that the sultry Miss Cleo—née Youree Dell Harris—was in fact born in Los Angeles to American parents, and was not Jamaican, as both she and her accent had led us to believe.