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I’m going to ask you what I ask of every president—to make us better. All of us.

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“Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” —Mark Twain

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To embrace your imperfections, first let go of identifying yourself as inadequate. Then embody the wholeness of your being.

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Why do we now celebrate his birthday by shunning political activity in favor of sprucing up government parks?

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Step away from the status update.

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Cuz racism is over, right?

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Please don’t let this be real.

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Taylor Swift came to a cafe in Nashville that my friend worked in. My friend served her and she was, of course, incredibly high maintenance. Before she left, she said, “Who should I make your tip out to?” My friend was confused, then realized that Taylor was leaving her an autographed photo as a tip.