Manson’s doomsday cult was responsible for the death of 9 people.
A good relationship is one that allows you to take all the positive energy created within it and be able to use it in other aspects of your life.
Have you ever faced death? Been seconds, milliseconds away? I have. You’ve heard my story before, on the news—read it in the papers, maybe, if you still read the papers. I’m the one who survived. I’m the one who was in the room with Danny Alvarez when he took his own life.
It ain’t all flower crowns and hot IG pics.
The service I offered was simple. You wanted a guy beaten up, I was your guy. I caught the guy at just the right time, picked a fight with him, and won. Always won.
“You don’t want to go to your grave not knowing what it’s like to make out with a girl wearing midnight black lipstick, do you? Aye, such would be a fate grimmer than death herself.”
“He woke us up at 6AM fighting a mannequin in his backyard.”
I’ve had sex on a blimp. Not in a blimp, on a blimp. This was better.
You need thirty bullets in under a minute to kill something? What are you hunting? A wooly mammoth? A T-Rex? I think everything that requires that much ammunition to kill was wiped out by human beings or nature a long, long time ago.
Everyone who knows me knows that I am a social animal that is 110% extroverted. So when several wedding invitations started flooding in for me, I was so freaking ready.