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“I was eating cereal and blew on it to cool it down.”

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Light a wood burning fire in your fireplace, and then dump a little weed into it.

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I’ve tried smoking a couple times, but it never clicked with me like other people. Veteran smokers would watch me inhale and say, “It’s not a breathalyzer test. Don’t suck on it like a helium balloon. You don’t need to puff out your cheeks like a chipmunk. Have you ever seen someone smoke? Like on TV?”