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Grab your eggnog and meet someone under the mistletoe — it’s holiday party season! And these 10 songs are the soundtrack to a great night!

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“There’s no one left to finger.”

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1. I stole and crashed their car to get some late-night Taco Bell.

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Relationships are fun and awesome things, but sometimes get hard to define. Like, are you exclusive with that person you hooked up with at the bar last night?

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There are plenty of cool and understated ways to show you’re in the holiday spirit without having to be Chevy Chase, sing, or drink dairy-based alcohol.

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9. When You Believe – Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston

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Somehow, it makes other people sad, confused and angry.

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Taylor Swift: Your Future Ex-Girlfriend (Makes More Money Than You Ever Will)

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The bridge has been burned, now it’s your turn to cry.

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You are perpetually working on your novella.