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I was in the NICU for the first three months of my life.

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At the end of every run is a mountain of food.

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My feet… aren’t killing me. Yet.

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Run faster, eat constantly; not too many carbs but just enough to be faster. Wake up every morning at 6am before the sun lights your skin on fire; light your muscles on fire with every step and thump.

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I know that running provides me with health, happiness and enlightenment better than anything else. But what spell needs to be cast to get those three things to emerge, and to keep emerging?

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Keep in mind that for every minute of actual fun you have on Sunday evening/night, you shall pay threefold on Monday morning.

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As soon as the flash went off, everyone raced to the camera to make sure they way they were posing didn’t accentuate their double chins and bad-sides and then insisted on deleting that one and taking another.

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Setting what is perhaps the world’s record for slowest marathon competitor ever, a 49 year-old British man from Essex finished the London Marathon in 26 days. Of course, this was probably due to fact that the man, former professional footballer, Lloyd Scott, completed the race facedown on a metal sled while dressed in a giant snail costume.