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You have no self-control. If you get the idea to text your ex or to drink an entire bottle of vodka, then there’s no stopping you. You do things the second that they pop into your head.

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There’s a fine line between being likable and being manipulative.

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They don’t “do” feelings. They claim to be above them, more “evolved” than people who wear their hearts on their sleeve.

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If the relationship you are in is causing you to cry, get angry, or doubt everything in your life — it’s time to leave. He wasn’t a bad guy; in fact, I was the horrible, deceitful girlfriend.

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7. “Oh Calm down woman and stop ruining the fun!”

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One or two shouldn’t mean the end of the relationship. Ultimately, if you can’t talk it out, the relationship is doomed.

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Any good detective will tell you that criminals who are guilty can’t help but return to the scene of the crime; neither can we.

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Think about all the clothes you lent out to friends and never got back. Think about all the times you put in extra for lunch because everyone knew they could get away with paying less. No one’s getting away with anything anymore. You’ll see to that.