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He refuses to grow up.

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Don’t let the man-child let you do the work for two in a relationship. He may have been coddled by his mother, but it’s not your job to coddle him now.

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Buying a house? Hahaha, I can barely afford house whiskey.

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He’s resistant to making plans, but then faults you for not being able to accommodate his last-minute request to “hang.”

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Since they’re everywhere, you need some tips to deal with man-boys — if you choose to keep them around at all.

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Hell hath no fury like an Emotional Man Child disappointed.

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1. He never makes cute gestures or performs simple acts of kindness.

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If your dude is a man child, then he’ll have grand ambitions, ambitions he mentions, sporadically and vaguely, while smoking a joint. And ambitions he has never once acted on.

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At what point does sensitive behavior become a barrier to successful relationships?

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Not only does constantly swearing make you sound uneducated, it makes you sound like a pissed-off frat boy whose parents cut off his beer fund. Once you visually posses class, you need to sound like class too.