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“You can be the king, but watch the queen conquer.” —Nicki Minaj

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“There comes a time in every woman’s life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne.”
—Bette Davis

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“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

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7. You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Nicki Minaj

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Most of us know more about math than we know about orgasms. This is likely due to the fact our climaxes are so uniquely personal.

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

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5. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.

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Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? I’m home every evening.

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I began to envision myself up on the stage, the crowd worshipping my secretary hips, my muffin top spilling over my G-string, the insides of my long thighs that would rub together as I’d slink seductively offstage. Finally last Thursday, I stripped out of my inhibitions and signed up for a $15 beginner class with the New York School of Burlesque.