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“You only ‘win’ by having sex with the other characters.”

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Some say Halloween gets less fun as you grow up, but I disagree.

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I can’t stop playing this.

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Other than the loss of a family member, losing one’s computer is probably the most traumatic thing a young person will be forced to endure.

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Girl About Town is the universal color, it is literally flattering on every woman.

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28. Having a slight obsession with Kim Kardashian’s genius makeup artist Mario Dedivanovic.

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Did anyone try this product out before they shipped it out? It leaves an extremely faint bit of color/shimmer behind it, but that’s it.

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MAC’s Proenza Schouler collection.

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Barbie’s blonde. Her aura is blonde. She’s one of the most iconic blondes of all time!

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I dreamt that my MacBook’s trackpad was a vagina and every time I touched it, it snapped shut and broke my forefinger.