If The Real Housewives of Orange County Were Scripted “The Evil Plan” Dara Katz “ We return to Mexico where the plastic penises reign. But wait, VICKI brings a huge plastic penis gift and the ladies react to it like it’s the most offensive thing they’ve ever seen. Are not all plastic penises created equally? Apparently not.
If ‘Real Housewives of Orange County’ Were Scripted: “The D-Word” Dara Katz “ At the restaurant, a musical theater student brings the COUPLE DUBROW to their table, they order some D-words and discuss the other D-word. TERRY apologizes for bringing up the D-word and says he would rather D-word than ever D-word.
If ‘The Real Housewives of Orange County’ Were Scripted: “Brooks is Back! And He’s Hungry!” Dara Katz “ We begin where every great story should start: brunch.
If ‘Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Was Scripted: “The Party is Over!” Dara Katz “ “Xanax?! Ha! We’re all on Xanax, who cares?!” shouts all the Housewives’ inner dialogue. VICKI, LYDIA, and ALEXIS take off, and TAMRA and her posse “BLESS THIS FUCKING BUILDING.”
If ‘The Real Housewives Of Orange County’ Were Scripted: “The Salvation Of Alexis Bellino” Dara Katz “ Lines have been drawn. The friends who the ladies choose to pre-game with will become the blood-sisters they will draw swords to protect. One clan is led by the New God called “Jesus.”
If The Real Housewives Of Orange County Were Scripted: “Making Up Is Hard To Do” Dara Katz “ LYDIA drops by HEATHER’s inside of a giant kiln to touch base over the possible magazine shoot. See, LYDIA and her husband both came from money so now they run a fake magazine.
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