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When you eat a whole meal but 30 minutes later you’re hungry again.

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47. She will find the way to your heart through your stomach, but her in love with life attitude will also be a bonus.

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Logical isn’t as fantastic as lunch. And all you can think of is how glorious lunch will be.

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Everyday you wake up grateful for the fresh start because you allot yourself a certain number of calories and it begins again.

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Sriracha – He makes everything more exciting, more intoxicatingly delicious, but then you wake up the next morning with heartburn and regret everything. He’s the guy you know is going to hurt you but you keep going back for more.

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Can we get some cheese please?? Or at least give that one solitary tomato some kind of company in there.

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Just finished breakfast, but these pictures are making me hungry.

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Hi! Welcome to your favorite diner. Today you’ll be joined by that obnoxiously large group of “friends” that’ll be heard by every other patron of this place.

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I offer a little insight on how and why I price my lunches and dinners.

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4. This is a new dressing called “Sex Life of Average American Married Couple.”