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We know everyone’s dying to not be in a relationship, especially around the Valentine’s Day season. Here’s how to not be in one.

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Listen up, fellas, and shut your mouths before I kill you all.

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As I’ve come to observe in my recent visits to my local gym, my straightforward approach to workout garb is rare. Everyone’s workout attire preference is different, but that doesn’t mean it’s right.

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Let’s be real, you don’t know what “Zen” actually means. It sounds like it has something to do with Buddha, and last time you checked, you’ve never actually met any real-life Buddhists.

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Walking into a Lululemon is a lot like how I imagine Curly Sue must have felt when she got her first really nice bath at the rich woman’s apartment- even though she knew it wasn’t real and probably wasn’t going…

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Getting belly button piercings. I don’t care how skinny you are now. They look ratchet.

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If you are a size 6, then you’ll be given free clothes to wear, termed “promotions”.

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Openly supporting child labor, printing controversial phrases on bags, a racist origin to the company name, sexist viewpoints and philosophies, extreme markup on their product, defective inventory, and stating that some consumers simply shouldn’t be consumers.