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Keep calm and carry-on!

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If you’re like I used to be, packing light seems like an oxymoron. Every time you walk by your open suitcase you throw something else in.

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Keep a purse or backpack in your travel space that you use only for traveling.

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Presenting: New York City, starring New York City.

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Airline travel has become far less appealing than it has even been in the past. From the bag fees, to long lines and expensive food it is a stressful hassle filled necessity that stands between you and your vacation. In Europe air travel has yet to turn so negative.

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Cremated cat inside a leather satchel, inside the vagina of an extremely obese woman. Cremated in her fireplace, still had some fur and bones. Kid you not.

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I quickly ran out and purchased a backpack on wheels.

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It’s hard enough being with a guy who matches his socks to his belt loops better than you could’ve imagined. So to save you some stress, here’s a list of gift ideas for your dude with impeccable style.