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SCORPIO: You’re the type who finds $100 bills on the sidewalk. You and all your friends could go tiptoeing through meadows in springtime, and you’re always the only one to find a four-leaf clover.

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Please don’t get me wrong either, I appreciate my husband and everything that he does for me, but I’m not lucky because he treats me right.

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Within a year my life was always completely different. 100% upside down from the year before. More money, more luck, more health, etc.

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Meeting you changed everything.

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This isn’t to depress you or make you think about death and get sad and stuff, it’s just a reminder that we’ve hit the jackpot having the opportunity of life.

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“Hold It Against Me”, the lead single off of Britney’s latest record Femme Fatale, effectively sets the tone for the rest of the album. It’s a slice of weird, futuristic dance pop that sounds like someone rolling on Ecstasy in the year 2050.