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What is a no-fail way to turn my dude on?

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“The male prostate gland can help produce orgasms so intense, farmers who live two counties over from yours will hear you screaming in pleasure.”

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Is the stigma real? We asked … and boy did they weigh in

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28. Spell out the alphabet with your tongue.

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So next time you want to bag on one of my fellow dudes for his faulty plumbing, check under your own sexy sink to see if the water is running.

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We’d done every other “dirty,” “adventurous” sex thing I could think of with the help of lady mags. According to my research, I needed to keep up the bedroom surprises if I wanted to keep my man. Also according to my research, buttholes are on trend.

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I continued to live a sex toyless life and didn’t really think twice about it. Weren’t sex toys mainly for women anyway? And the ones that were marketed towards men seemed to serve as a replacement for a vagina, which wasn’t really my scene. So how would they ever figure into my sex life, unless they were anal beads, cock rings or poppers?

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Remember cloves? They smelled like beautiful incense but every puff deleted about five years off of your life expectancy. I think they’re illegal now because they contained fiberglass, which is apparently a no good very terrible thing for your body.