You and I both, we’ve been waiting for this for years. You and I both can’t wait to be in each other’s worlds.
Love & Sex
You’re looking at them and wondering how this could possibly happen. It is because the heart forgets. Don’t let it.
Farting in bed (and during sex) is pretty much inevitable.
If you want to impress a Taurus in bed, focus on the details leading up to it.
Love means tossing and turning the entire night, because they’re out of town and you can’t sleep without feeling their body beside you.
Taurus: falls asleep.
There is no one more loving than a dog owner.
Feminism, you see, doesn’t take sex off the menu.
Love is not perfection. In fact, it is everything but.
You like Freud, I like Jung. You are man, I am woman. You Tarzan, me Jane. It should work.