Love & Dating
VIRGO: Nothing makes you laugh harder than hearing about the misfortune of someone you dislike. Remember the guy who bullied you in high school? He just went to prison for tax evasion! LOL!!!
PISCES: You are an extremely loyal friend—that is, up until the moment you find a new lover. Then you forget all about your friends. When you start sleeping with someone, you fall asleep on all your friends.
A Leo might talk about themselves the entire date, but at least they’re nowhere near awkward.
The brutally ironic part is: I already overthink everything so I kind of know I’m breaking the very heart I crave and adore.
If you want a Libra man to fall in love with you act like you’re the hottest person in the room, be the hottest person in the room. Confidence is what first attracts him, and self-awareness and being comfortable in your own skin is what keeps him interested.
Affection is how I say I love you. It’s how I feel loved in return.
Even though you’ve had your fair share of self-esteem issues in the past, whenever you’re with them, you feel sexy as fuck.
I can’t settle for men not realizing what they have when they have me. I can’t settle for men disrespecting women.
Date someone who can handle how fucked up you are. Someone who loves you, even when you make it hard for them. Someone who doesn’t let you push them away, no matter how hard you try.