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Repeatedly do one or any combination of these and you’ll be sure to end the relationship in no time, or your money back guaranteed.

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I chose to do what I love rather than what would be most likely to secure a job or what would make the most money. For this decision I am punished daily.

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We could have been civil. But you were not civil, were you? You played the long con. You were in it to win it. And win it you did.

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What am I saying? It’s in my bag. Of course, let me just dig around in here. Well, I don’t feel a twenty. Stop. Let’s do this logically. I’ll just dump everything in my bag out on the table. There’s my lip balm, oh that’s where I put those headphones, now if I could just find—no, it’s not in here either!