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Does it feel like your relationship is a roller coaster that you just can’t seem to step off of? Do you go from happy to sad at the drop of a hat? Have you stayed up late picking your friends brains about your man’s behavior?

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He says things like, “I didn’t want to date you, anyway.” Everyone gets rejected; it’s no big deal. If you’re the sort of guy who gets rejected and then insults the girl who just rejected you, then it’s a big deal.

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It’s the platitude everyone whips up when there’s nothing interesting, deep, or honest to say.

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Cheating in college? It’s only a crime if you get caught, and if you’re that sloppy you probably were never meant for college in the first place.

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For a long time I’ve skirted around a major fact in my life: I’m a loser.

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Here are the 15 different types of men that women can barely handle for one second, let alone for a long-term relationship.

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Some women dish out why some men are losers.

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At the end of the day, Death doesn’t discriminate or ostracize, and in the face of Death, we are all Losers.

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When I diagnosed my son with autism, it was a huge relief. Finally I had some answers.

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If you take a phone call when you come up to the cash register — or god forbid, actually hold up the ‘one-minute’ finger to the cashier so you can finish what you’re saying while they try to keep the line moving — you are a huge asshole and I hope you get shortchanged every time you buy something.