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Lord, I trust you when you say “Wait,” because I understand that you are still going to fulfill great things through me. I put my confidence in your schedule, in your will and in the entirety of your plan.

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Stay single until you find a love that is so divine, powerful and healing that it resembles the love you are granted from your Lord.

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Together we will make a beautiful path. We will go to phenomenal places and take the world by storm.

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11. There’s a chance you might actually learn how to twerk.

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Dan hands him a giant bag full of Chick-fil-A chicken sandwiches. God rips into the bag and starts eating.