Love is real.
Get ready to laugh your ass off.
Because there would’ve been nothing better than dusting off your special someone with a sexy feather duster from…Burger King.
Unfortunately for him, he didn’t quite get the story right.
How unprofessional can you be?
To be blunt, I’m not 19 anymore — drinks, minimal effort and me traveling to you — no longer sounds like a very good time to me. We’ve gotten older, and we’ve both changed — ALOT.
This girl is hilariously clever.
“I want to make a baby with you.”
This is absolutely insane.
After two days of straight drinking and partying, Mark McLelland knew there was absolutely no way he could make it to work.