Thought Catalog

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13 Things I Really Wish I Could Say To My Dog

I’m sorry that I get mad when you drop your toys by my feet and growl while I am working because you want to play. It’s awesome that you like to play so much and it would be even more awesome if I didn’t have to work and could just play all day.

8 Bold Faced Insults That Have Come My Way From Rude Men

I continuously wonder why do men think women are so scared of being called old, and even why older women get so crazily jealous of younger women? I see it the other way around – I was an idiotic youth, I’m only getting more interesting, sexier, more confident, classy and better with age!