8 Things I Didn’t Wear In High School Because I Thought It Made Me Look Like A Lesbian (Surprise! I Was One) Alison Hinman
The Unedited Truth About How I Accidentally Discovered My Purpose In Life Theo Dutchman “ Often in life the simplest technique is also the most effective.
Do You Think It’s Possible To Mistake A Ghost For The World’s First Visible Fart? Theo Dutchman “ I’m thinking to myself the whole time, “Come onnnnnnn, dude! I’m sorryyyy. Just let it the fuck go and relaxxxxxx! Shit was an accident.”
An Unofficial Guide For Using The Workplace Bathroom Shannon McNamara “ I truly believe that ~education is the key~ and if enough people learn My Workplace Bathroom Rules, soon we will be raising an entire generation of bathroom-aware children!
10 Fun Ways To Let Your Crush Know You’re Into Them This Valentine’s Day Gina Clingan “ Surprise them with a gift.
Lead Us Not Into Brooklyn, But Deliver Us From Train Congestion Julia Perham “ You’ll figure the out the rest.
I Watched The Sunrise Over The East River And Couldn’t Help But Think Of All Those Who Have Wronged Me Davidson Boswell “ To reflect, on all those who have wronged me.
A Short List Of Tactics For Scaring Off Men Jenna Lazzarone “ Respond by rolling your eyes when he says he’s “very wealthy,” instead of immediately dropping your pants
16 Sad And Depressing Lessons I’ve Learned On First Dates Tommy Paley “ Meeting her for an early morning aerobics class and then being comically out-of-shape and disgustingly sweaty within 5 minutes is not good.
You’re Better Than Me And Here’s Indisputable Proof Chuck Miller “ Yep, one. I sent one fucking email today. And ransacked the house looking for my half & half. And wrote this.
There’s An Intruder In My House, And I Need To Do Something Suwen Tan “ I was appalled at this suggestion; that I might somehow be partly responsible for my own misery.