I could totally do this. But better.
Beer, complaining, food trucks is my versions of live, laugh, love.
We all know what black cotton panties really mean.
My leaf blower doesn’t work. It just sucks!
This is no small issue.
And it is for my fellow females as much as for my dude friends that I declare that, while still rare, this reality is not only possible, but it already exists!
How did the shark plead in the murder case? Not gill-ty
He’s sitting on his couch, playing Madden and pretending to be an actor.