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These yo mama jokes are told in the classic style but with a nicer twist. Use them to compliment yo mama or to use a one-liner joke with friends.

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For better or for worse, for better or for worse, for better or for worse.

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I patiently await my time to shine.

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You’ve all heard it. Everyone wants to find their passion. Who wouldn’t want that?

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The “lesbian nod” is archaic; through social media, we wlw have devised new and creative ways to send subliminal sapphic signals to each other.

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Until a cure for MBB is discovered, men are encouraged to be on high alert.

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Please don’t haunt me.

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Put a pot of salted water on the stove, bring to a boil over high heat while attempting to forget her final remarks negatively comparing your physique both to a pile of wet socks and, oddly, a question mark.

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The bathroom was a constant crime scene. My brother was horrified.

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Well okay, time to play.