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“You’re gonna blink.  Called it.”

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Why do I look forward to Monday nights with such fervor?

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Just be honest.

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I have over two million followers, so I just assumed people were hanging on my every word.

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If you have enough faith, a tightrope.

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As a reminder, this list is not subjective. It is based on scientific law.

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If she must keep working under these conditions, at least give her a towel and cups of Gatorade as she sprints.

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Justify this to those who know you. Believe it or not, some people don’t think slapping others in the face is ever warranted.

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Go to the gym? Ride a motorcycle? Sure, those tips may help softly push your inner bitch aside.

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Everyone should watch it now.