Lord Disick, Bitch.
Don’t attempt to “wing it” or “improvise” or “pull rabbits out of your hat.”
Beer, complaining, food trucks is my versions of live, laugh, love.
You see said baby and think to yourself, “Yeah, I could do this. Look at these little feet. And toes. And oh my god – did she just poop herself?”
But as it turns out, hilarious memes can get super real, super fast.
Get your planners out, make sure your phone is fully charged and take note. Because the next 30 days aren’t for fucking around.
Ready for the 2017 summer season?
Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
What woman doesn’t pray for a There’s Something About Mary zipper episode for her ex?
A shot of tequila? Where did this come from? Is someone trying to roofie me?