Ready for the 2017 summer season?
Are you having a natural childbirth? Why, yes—in that it’s completely natural to take drugs to alleviate excruciating pain!
What woman doesn’t pray for a There’s Something About Mary zipper episode for her ex?
A shot of tequila? Where did this come from? Is someone trying to roofie me?
And it is for my fellow females as much as for my dude friends that I declare that, while still rare, this reality is not only possible, but it already exists!
Cry your heart out.
When the two of you discuss your future plans she always gleefully suggests cutting off all ties with friends and family.
He’s sitting on his couch, playing Madden and pretending to be an actor.
Stalk myself on Instagram.