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It’s like the Earth put all of the worst things that have ever existed into a blender, and then chugged it way too quickly, and you are what came out the other end.

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It’s not that they dislike people. They just don’t like to be surrounded all the time. They have a very rich internal world and when there’s a ton of external stimuli, it can be draining.

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Ask if they want to watch a Harry Potter marathon.

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When the privilege and lack of self-awareness doesn’t make these women children (the feminine plural of man child) appear blissfully ignorant and awful, their juvenile actions are what’s unappealing.

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“I am no ordinary woman, my dreams come true.”
–Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones

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I want to go to there.

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“Did I even sleep? How can I be this exhausted after…sleeping? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF EVEN GOING TO BED?!”

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“Sex probably wasn’t as great as I remembered it.”

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2. She Punishes People Who Cut In Line.

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I can’t believe you’re out of the game. It’s like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.