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Your room is a disaster zone. BUT it’s not a disgusting disaster zone. It’s still (surprisingly) hygienic in its clutter and chaos.

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When you ask questions like “what will happen to the apartment if we break up?” you are likely to get two totally different answers from when you are together to when you break up.

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Not all your roommates are going to be your best friends, but not all of them are going to be the spawn of Satan either. You’ll probably end up with something in between.

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1. Food partitioning is not a thing.