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*lyrics to a My Chemical Romance or Dashboard Confessional song*

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It’s such a terrible feeling to want to reject who you are. The reality is that I was not built to be an Olsen twin. I was not built to sit around doing coke with people who looked amazing in Balenciaga.

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Before the term “blog” was part of our mainstream vocabulary, before everyone and their mother decided they were a lifestyle blogger, and before twitter and instagram and facebook…there was this amazing thing called Livejournal.

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I can’t live my life in the present based on what I think the future is going to be like and how I can best protect myself.

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I want bacon so crispy that when other things touch it, they become crispier themselves.

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Because as a woman, they don’t just go after your subject matter; they go after you, the person.

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Once you have digested that definition after having vomited up whatever it is you last ate, you might wander on over to Tumblr and type “transtrender” in the search bar. Warning: don’t do this.

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Dave Grohl was wasted, first of all and still managed to be one of the most engaging showmen I’ve ever seen.

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Taylor would likely disagree with this and instead call these guys “aloof artists” or “tortured souls.” That’s cute, Taylor. Just like all your ex-boyfriends.

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Hope. Forward. Nah, we’re all just dying animals.