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You were the best and worst thing that ever happened to me.

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Did you guys know this? Little Caesar’s of all places!

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Can you and I talk about this? I haven’t said this generally but I love people and I want them to make good choices. I believe in the power of democracy and the truth of the human spirit. I also don’t believe documentaries just because they say X. I do my own research. If you’re cynical do you do yours? Can we start something here?

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Worked at KFC for ~4 years. The BBQ sandwich is actually made from chicken too old and stale to give to the homeless shelters, so they soak it in BBQ sauce until it can be pulled and then they keep it on the heater for a month.

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We aren’t strictly talking about taste here, there are numerous factors being considered, including but not limited to cost, convenience and sex appeal.

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If there were a ring large enough to fit around a burrito, how many of y’all would get down on one knee and wife Chipotle up?