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What year is it? 2000? It sure feels like it, because I never would have expected a feud between Kim Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan to hit the news cycle otherwise.

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EVERYONE wanted to live in Mia Thermopolis’s crazy San Francisco loft. Or own Juno’s hamburger phone.

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There are only 2 adults running this spotless Camp??? HOW. I could forgive this if there was at least a glimpse of some Counselors running around, but there’s obviously not.

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We love high school movies for their comedy and relatable conflicts, but we often get too wrapped up in the same aesthetics portrayed in every plot.

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If you’ve booked your trip with any of the eight following types of people, you will need a serious escape plan. Now.

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If you’re gonna love Marilyn Monroe, you’ve gotta love Lindsay Lohan.

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After working with Tom Cruise, a Hollywood dialect coach (whose name I won’t reveal) once described him to me as being “emotionally frozen in time” at the age he was catapulted to stardom — around 21. Is that what happens to all these young mortals who are inflated to god-like status?

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I’m not sure we can actually CALL this singing. Legally.

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Sometimes I worry about my generation. Scratch that, sometimes I worry about myself.

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“Oh my god,” she squealed in recognition. “Ha, I went to one of her shows in middle school or something. I remember, I even got her autograph afterwards.”