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I’m sorry, Zeus, but I’m leaving my post. The quest for happiness is a misguided one and I have no interest in pushing the boulder anymore.

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You’re a walking, talking sign that says, “Hey! Remember that time you were stupid?”

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A guy who looks like he would show up to a Papa Roach concert wearing studded JNCO jeans and is named “Spinner” can manage to snag just an endless line of beautiful/smart girls, even after getting his best friend and school superstar shot.

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David Wolf is pissed about the new “newly-minted and maximally-invasive TSA policies and practices” and has taken to his art as a way to profit, er protest, this gross breach of the third amendment.