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You are bewildered by the fact that publishing houses haven’t come pounding on your door to offer you a job. Your English professors repeatedly told you that your education in the Liberal Arts equipped you with a skill set in communicating effectively and thinking critically.

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Instead of working to remove offensive “triggers” from discussion, shouldn’t we focus on removing our quickly offended mindsets?

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Should I get my Masters? Then I can continue with my alcoholism and poor dietary habits.

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“Why not get a business degree and then do your art on the side?”

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“What are you going to do with an English degree?”

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It’s like asking an athlete to train for the Olympics without going through the pain and discomfort of exercising.

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Like what Natalie Portman said, “You give me premature ventricular contractions.” Dating someone from the medical field will really make your heart skip a beat, both in a good and bad way.

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You’ll discover their “celebrity crush” is Mr. Darcy or Anne Elliot.

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2. You think Jane Eyre and Jane Austen are the same person.

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Everyone is super open-minded. As long as you think exactly like them.