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You don’t have to be doing anything crazy to get killed skiing. Frighteningly enough, most people die while just doing the basics.

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We all love finding someone awesome to swap fluids and hang out with on an exclusive level. Love’s the shit if you can find it. But even in a great relationship, the grass can sometimes look greener.

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Insert bald black police guy that has the responsibility of hunting DILF down..now all we need is the scene of him hugging his children and telling his wife he will be home soon to make us anxious that he doesn’t die too.

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Dear Liam, I know who you are. I know what you want. If you’re looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have is a very particular set of skills.

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3. Her dogs are named Lola, Sadie and Mr. Shakes.

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I love you more than Bruce Willis, Nicolas Cage and Liam Neeson combined.

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I really wish that Laura Linney’s brother murdered her at the end. They need at least one plotline where love actually results in murder.

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The advance word from critics, many of whom have already released reviews, is very strong, including high praise from Time, Variety, Rolling Stone, and The Hollywood Reporter.