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All self-help is bullsh*t. It’s hard to choose yourself when an iceberg hits the Titanic.

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Every idea that moves the world forward seemed crazy the day before it became genius.

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7) Learn to cook a meal and then learn to cook another. I won’t always be there to make your dinner, and neither will the woman or man you end up with.

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Treat a new city not as an all-you-can-eat buffet, but as a place with one or two unforgettable specialty dishes. Spend some real quality time on those dishes. Make sure those dishes didn’t come from a Hard Rock Cafe.

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The bravest thing we could do is confront reality as it is.

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The first act towards healing is forgiving oneself for trusting someone enough to break us.

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Yeah, that’s right ABC Family, I have cracked your scientific equation for your fantastically cheesy holiday romantic comedies.

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3. You can never really take back what you say.

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Do not compromise who you are for anything.

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Show off your intelligence — admit “I don’t know, but I’d love to learn.”