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Did you know one half of Nina Sky is a lesbian? Or that P!nk did a song about lesbian sex with Peaches? Or that Tracy Chapman has never officially come out? Fun facts!

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Okay, can we just talk about “The Body?” This is one of the greatest episodes of television ever, ever, ever.

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When I said something funny, you touched my hand. Your teeth were so white. Your hair was so shiny. I wanted you so, so badly.

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Ooooh. You effed up, buddy. You have some dark impulses to work out through violence and sex and sexual violence.

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In the 70s, beauty queen Joyce was accused of following her Mormon ex-lover to England, where she allegedly kidnapped him, chained him up in a cabin, and raped him.

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Should you say it during sex? Should you declare it at a fancy dinner where he wears a tuxedo and you wear a ball gown? Write it in a note left on her kitchen table?

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They made me want to grow up and wear long skirts and be a gay Wiccan. (I’m sure the Parent’s Television Council is having a fit right now.)

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Body fat. Stop being afraid of getting fat so I can just get fat already. Please. Your vanity is holding me back from being the person I want to be.

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Sophomore year of college at Oberlin, I went through an androgynous/sexually-experimental phase wherein my friends helped me buzz off all of my hair, starting with the ponytail.

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There is quite possibly nothing more irritating and homicidal-feelings-inducing than being somewhere with your girlfriend and having some unimaginative weirdo ask “So who’s the guy?”