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“Leo walks onstage. He grabs the Oscar. He leans into the microphone. “The meme is dead,” he whispers. He vanishes in a puff of smoke #Oscars”

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You’re the Diane Keaton and Mia Farrow to my Woody Allen. The Patty Boyd to my Eric Clapton and George Harrison. The half-Japanese cello enthusiast to my Weezer.