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When you’re out this late, you know things like regrets, things you want to change

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She was facing away from us, as Frank approached her he asked if everything was okay, she sort of stopped crying and rolled over. When she did a wave of horror came over me, she was super pale, covered in blood and was just staring behind us.

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“A study that took almost 40 years shows that regularly smoking marijuana can make people worse at their jobs. When asked how they knew that, researchers said: ‘Cuz that study was supposed to take two years, man.'”

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“A lot of people want Ted Cruz to win, but are we ready for a President that’s a melting candle?”

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If you should find yourself up late at night, unable to sleep, perplexed by the questions still looming in your mind, know you are not alone.

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“Why are you shooting a lion in the first place? Is it that difficult for you to get an erection that you need to kill things?”

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The world of late-night television, while funny, has always been extremely competitive and cutthroat. That’s why it was so touching when Jimmy Fallon took some time during The Tonight Show to give such an honest, unaffected goodbye to David Letterman.

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Recently, in honor of #DeflateGate, Jimmy did a special Hashtag Segment with the trend #IGotBusted.

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He doesn’t need fancy cars or motorcycles or denim jackets or other peoples’ TV shows.

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“She’s so basically basic. Ew!”