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A good man doesn’t take and expect, he gives back more than he receives. He doesn’t think that showing emotions is a weakness, he appreciates openness and vulnerability.

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You give yourself an extra 30 minutes to get ready so you’re not late, but you still end up being 30 minutes late.

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(To see these girls from the front, you’ll need to turn your computer around.)

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“Does my hair smell like nothing or does it smell like I haven’t washed it all week? Will dry shampoo take care of it? Why has no beauty vlogger tackled this debacle?”

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Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Or at least pairs? Because it’s safe.

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For when you have feelings about having feelings.

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What’s wrong with a strapping, straight dude not minding being hugged from behind while lying in bed?

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4. You will hook up with one of them.

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Greed (Or, buying that thing she loved, behind her back)

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Thank the heavens for whoever created the numbered hair-typing system. It makes it easy to understand the hair that’s growing out of your head and put label on it.