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Did anyone try this product out before they shipped it out? It leaves an extremely faint bit of color/shimmer behind it, but that’s it.

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1. Chanel nail polish.

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Average-looking folk have to go above and beyond, investing in the best lotions and potions and flattering clothing, just so they can register on the good-looking scale. Let me tell you, it’s exhausting and expensive being a “6”.

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I’m not gonna lie. The first day was a damn nightmare. I felt woozy and had a headache. Most importantly, I WAS STARVING. I looked at all of Ritual Cleanse’s reviews on Yelp and everyone was just like “OMG, YOU NEVER GO HUNGRY! THE JUICES ARE SO FILLING!” Um, yeah right. Liar, liar, organic cotton pants on fire! If you drink nothing but juice, you’re going to be hungry.