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Taurus: He’ll combine his two favorite things: sex and food. He’ll eat you out while you’re both eating in.

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You like being peed on? You’ll find someone who wants to pee on you. You like being choked and called names? You’ll find someone who wants to choke you and call you names.

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My skin will set to fire as your body rolls on top of mine.

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“Chasing her through the forest. Then when I catch her, she resists the whole time, while I tie her up cut her clothes off and fuck her like a wild man.”

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Sex is a learned skill. So, the more you do it, the better you’ll get at it, right? Wrong.

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When your lifestyle does not fall within the range of what society deems normal, one must work a little harder to get the information needed to have it all make sense.

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Men claim they love it when we take control, when we show them we are as hot for them as they are hot for us. And that’s true – to a point.

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I told him to hit me, hard. He broke his belt over my skin. It was falling apart anyway, he said.

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Threesomes are so magical based on the fact that they’re simultaneously in a completely different league than one-on-one sex (all those extra body parts are a real game-changer), and they’re reasonably attainable for entirely mortal, non-porn stars like you and me.

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Listening to foreign music makes you want to smoke a cigarette in the bathtub and drink a glass of wine because life is so bleak. When things are sung in a language you can’t understand, it makes you think about running off to Paris on a whim and moving into a shitty flat to just do your art. Isn’t that what CocoRosie did? Or Molly Ringwald?