Through the years I’ve asked questions, I’ve raised my voice, I’ve demanded answers.
You make sure that someone is worth the trouble before allowing yourself to grow attached to them, because you realize most people would only be a waste of your time.
Instead of talking about how little I would sleep, I wish people told me about how isolated I would feel.
We made those origami paper fortune tellers to see if we should stay together or find new friends.
At the zoo watching a Rhino and a young family is next to me…out of the blue the Rhino got an erection, something brought to my attention by the young boy yelling, “Whoa, Look at his weiner! Is yours that big daddy?”
This Woman Had The Best Response When She Noticed Her Baby Brother Copying His Muslim Teachers’ Habits
Actually, a lot of people couldn’t get over how freaking cute it was that he looked up to his teachers so much.
20 People Tell The Stories Of The Worst Parents They Ever Met (And Their Kids Who Never Had A Chance)
“My friends mother home schooled him because she didn’t want him interacting with females…”
Motherhood automatically sharpens your sense of perspective.